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Make Yogurt Using Your Vagina.. No Really!

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No … I’m not turning into the erotic version of “Tiny Taster” … love her by the way … great food ideas.. no body parts used!

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According to Motherboard, Every vagina is home to hundreds of different types of bacteria and organisms,” they explain. “The dominant bacteria is called lactobacillus, which also happens to be what people sometimes use to culture milk, cheese, and yogurt.” 

So Cecilia Westbrook decided to give it a try using the “collection method” was done with a wooden spoon. She set up a positive control (made with actual yogurt as the starter culture) and a negative control (plain milk with nothing added), and combined her own home-made ingredient to the third batch of yogurt. Left overnight, the magic of biology created a respectably-sized bowl.

She stated the first batch of vagina yogurt was sour and tangy and it tingled on her tongue.

Guys… have any of you experienced  a tangy sour white creamy substance ..oozing out of your girls vajay during oral sex?

You could be dating a Vagina Yogurt Grower!

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I know some of you hippies out there are dancing for joy with the thought of making homemade vagina yogurt, but according to experts this is not a good idea.

 “When you take vaginal secretions, you’re not just taking the lactobacilli. You’re taking everything.”

“You wouldn’t want certain organisms ending up in your breakfast. Even a healthy vagina hosts organisms that could be bad news if cultured, too.”

 

Thank God no one’s tried cottage cheese!

 

People please just stick to the good old fashion Danimals ..:)

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 I can’t help myself….

  1. Honey what’s that white stuff you’re leaking.. oh Yogurt!

  2. If I eat my own vagina yogurt am I a vegan?

  3. New Probiotic yogurt flavor “Plum P**sy.”

  4. Baby you taste like peaches and cream!

 

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